Okay, forget the metaphor the point is they’re happy and close and they’re going to eat spaghetti all winter long, tra la la, and Danielle is not, because she’s a prostitution whoo-ah!Ĭaroline takes her newly thin husband shopping at Barneys. Vaguely anti-Semitic Italian-American squirrels whose attitudes about menstruation have been apparently cribbed from Clan of the Cave Bear. Teresa’s extended family is making spaghetti sauce alfresco in the driveway, enough to last them the whole winter. We think he might mean it literally - as in out of his office.Īt this point, the howling, wrenching pit of pain that is Danielle is juxtaposed - rather cruelly, we thought - against sunny scenes of pastoral splendor and frolicsome filial devotion. One wonders two things: Is this “friend” aware of the Catholic Church’s already considerable current troubles, and has Father Richard been apprised of the nature of the show? In any event, Danielle lays out the situation for Father Richard Father Richard tries to get a word in edgewise Father Richard is met with a double-finger point to the face Father Richard tells her to move on. Knowing what a devout Catholic - and presumably also how lonely and desperate - Danielle is, “a friend” has put her in touch with a kindly cleric named Father Richard, so she may seek spiritual counsel. You gu-uys, come on, okay? It’s not funny anymore, okay? It’s sad, okay? Okay? The point is, this clique-ish ostracism of Danielle from the in crowd seems to have mushroomed into a full-on Mean Girl terror campaign, and it’s getting ugly. Debi Mazar played the girl in the horrible Diane English remake.

“Jungle red.” You’ve seen it a million times. Just saying.) Later in the show, we will also enjoy a contemporary reimagining of the iconic moment from The Women, the scene with the manicurist with the big mouth. What, pray, are we to make of Dina’s love for these freaks of the feline freak kingdom? That she’s a criminal mastermind hell-bent on global domination? (Because we would encourage this plot development if producers were casting around for ideas. Evil moment in the company of her perversely unattractive cats, Grandma Wrinkles and Ladybug. (“I have a nervous laugh,” she says, by way of explaining why she was cracking up.) And yet, so far at least, the search for narrative momentum and a dramatic arc is palpable, and in their absence producers are frantically tossing around distracting allusions as if they were trying to make another Shrek sequel.įirst, there’s Dina’s bizarre Ernst Blofeld/Dr. (“Prostitution whoo-ah!”) This moment is the most interesting thing that’s happened on the show so far, and it also clearly establishes Caroline as an enthusiastic and unabashed lover of the dramatic arts. The “happenings” to which she refers, of course, are the tensions with Danielle that escalated in Teresa’s rather unconvincing temple-cleansing table flip in last season’s finale. We think somebody should tell Caroline to cut out the Marlon Brando routine or make good on a veiled threat already, because the act is starting to get moldy. But when it comes to my family, there’s a connection and a bond there that can’t be broken by anybody.” “Over the past few months the happenings around us took a toll on us. Of course, it quickly went viral, with inquiries from potential customers all over the country.“I enjoy Jacqueline so much more now that we’re drama-free,” says Caroline unconvincingly at the start of season two of Bravo’s The Real Housewives of New Jersey, immediately following Jacqueline’s blessed fertility-assisted event. Maria's son, Dominic, wanted to help spread the word, and tweeted out the photo of table. Rob continued to make tables, and their business, well, went a little nuts. 'I decorated it with a little tablecloth and little flowers, and I posted it to Facebook and people were like, 'I want one!'' Maria said.

According to BuzzfeedNews, Maria is a school lunchroom and playground aid who has been out of work since coronavirus restrictions caused her school to close.Īfter seeing the idea for a squirrel picnic table on Facebook and raving about it to her neighbor, Rob, he surprised Maria with her very own table, and Maria posted a photo to her own account.

We've all likely tackled some unusual home projects while practicing social distancing and self-isolating, but Maria Trezza of Bollingbrook, Illinois, took her backyard DIYs to the next level.

When her son tweeted about Maria's adorable business venture, her squirrel tables went viral, and we can't get enough of these photos.

Maria Trezza of Bollingbrook, Illinois, began crafting tiny picnic tables with the help of her neighbor to give her backyard squirrels a more civilized snack setup.

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